Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2011 15:44:40 GMT -5
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
of Alaska .
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard
a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Viking fan wearing shorts, sandals, a “Go Vikings” hat and a "Vikings Rule" shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about,
and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Packer fans wearing Packer
shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into
the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Viking
fan from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three Packer
fans finished off the grizzly. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly
onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the
injured Viking fan in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Viking fans
and Packer fans, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one Packer fan asked his buddies, "Who the heck
was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the Packer fan said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to Minnesota and get another one?"
