Post by packerconvert on Oct 28, 2009 16:25:09 GMT -5
Amoeba, the farmer, was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers(hens), called pullets and eight or ten roosters to fertilize the pullets's eggs.
Amoeba kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went ino the soup pot and was replaced. that took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. each bell had a different tone so Amoeba could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, Amoeba could sit on the porch drinking his JD and fill out an efficiently report simply by listening to the bells that rang.
Amoeba's favorite roosters was Obama(duh) and a very fine speciman Obama was too, but on one particular morning, Amoeba noticed Obama's bell hadn't run at all!
Meebs went to investigate with bottle of JD in tow.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to Amoeba's amazement, Obama had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. Obama would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Amoeba was so proud of Obama, he etnered the rooster into the London Exhibition and Obama became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result?
The judges not only awarded Obama the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also award him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician in the making. Who else but a poltician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
That's some rooster you liberals own.
Amoeba kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went ino the soup pot and was replaced. that took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. each bell had a different tone so Amoeba could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, Amoeba could sit on the porch drinking his JD and fill out an efficiently report simply by listening to the bells that rang.
Amoeba's favorite roosters was Obama(duh) and a very fine speciman Obama was too, but on one particular morning, Amoeba noticed Obama's bell hadn't run at all!
Meebs went to investigate with bottle of JD in tow.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to Amoeba's amazement, Obama had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. Obama would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Amoeba was so proud of Obama, he etnered the rooster into the London Exhibition and Obama became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result?
The judges not only awarded Obama the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also award him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Obama was a politician in the making. Who else but a poltician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
That's some rooster you liberals own.
