Post by badgernation on Dec 10, 2008 19:40:40 GMT -5
WINTER BLONDE
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Penny and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Penny ,
and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Penny , and
you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Doc , it's winter in
WISCONSIN and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Penny and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Penny ,
and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Penny , and
you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Doc , it's winter in
WISCONSIN and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
