Post by badgernation on Dec 9, 2008 20:03:49 GMT -5
Beware: Cougars on the Prowl!
A cougar (classification: loverov yungermen) is the latest breed of wild animal. No, I'm not talking about the puma-like cats. I am talking about untamed creatures who live in urban and rural habitats and prey on younger cubs.
Who are these magnificent creatures? Cougars are a new breed of mature women who relish dating younger men. But don't be confused; the term is not a stigma and by no stretch of the imagination means that these ladies are past their prime. Quite the contrary, cougars keep themselves in excellent shape for the hunt with exercise, diets, and the occasional plastic surgery.
In an age of high divorce rates, these creatures adapt to their new habitats and choose to confidently explore all possibilities in the dating world. Some attack younger males, but others have been known to lure them in with their confidence, sophistication and, shall we say, experience.
There have been many accounts of cougar attacks, and some were even caught on film. Who can forget the wild cougar attack in the film 'Wedding Crashers'? Cougar, Jane Seymour, corners her unsuspecting prey, Owen Wilson, in a bedroom and then pounces.
Some cougar attacks are even more disturbing than this. Case 1: Newly separated Linda Hogan catches 19-year-old Charlie Hill. Not only is she 48, but they also look alike. Gruesome! Case 2: Sharon Stone lured in a cub nearly half her age using the ruthlessly effective hunting trap of uncrossing her legs to reveal she is not wearing any cougar panties. The poor cub never had a chance.
However, not all cougar attacks end badly. Some of the majestic cougars hunt for love, not just fresh hunky meat. Case 3: Demi Moore hunted down a new mate after she split up with her first catch. Ashton Kutcher and his cougar have now been married since 2005.
Check out our list of which cougars AOL Search users were looking for. Are you a cougar or have you been a victim of a cougar attack? Tell us about it. Search for more cougars on AOL Search.
Top Searched Cougars on AOL Search:
1. Madonna
2. Eva Longoria
3. Mariah Carey
4. Linda Hogan
5. Rachel Hunter
6. Sharon Stone
7. Demi Moore
8. Katie Couric
9. Teri Hatcher
10. Janice Dickinson
11. Packerfanfran
A cougar (classification: loverov yungermen) is the latest breed of wild animal. No, I'm not talking about the puma-like cats. I am talking about untamed creatures who live in urban and rural habitats and prey on younger cubs.
Who are these magnificent creatures? Cougars are a new breed of mature women who relish dating younger men. But don't be confused; the term is not a stigma and by no stretch of the imagination means that these ladies are past their prime. Quite the contrary, cougars keep themselves in excellent shape for the hunt with exercise, diets, and the occasional plastic surgery.
In an age of high divorce rates, these creatures adapt to their new habitats and choose to confidently explore all possibilities in the dating world. Some attack younger males, but others have been known to lure them in with their confidence, sophistication and, shall we say, experience.
There have been many accounts of cougar attacks, and some were even caught on film. Who can forget the wild cougar attack in the film 'Wedding Crashers'? Cougar, Jane Seymour, corners her unsuspecting prey, Owen Wilson, in a bedroom and then pounces.
Some cougar attacks are even more disturbing than this. Case 1: Newly separated Linda Hogan catches 19-year-old Charlie Hill. Not only is she 48, but they also look alike. Gruesome! Case 2: Sharon Stone lured in a cub nearly half her age using the ruthlessly effective hunting trap of uncrossing her legs to reveal she is not wearing any cougar panties. The poor cub never had a chance.
However, not all cougar attacks end badly. Some of the majestic cougars hunt for love, not just fresh hunky meat. Case 3: Demi Moore hunted down a new mate after she split up with her first catch. Ashton Kutcher and his cougar have now been married since 2005.
Check out our list of which cougars AOL Search users were looking for. Are you a cougar or have you been a victim of a cougar attack? Tell us about it. Search for more cougars on AOL Search.
Top Searched Cougars on AOL Search:
1. Madonna
2. Eva Longoria
3. Mariah Carey
4. Linda Hogan
5. Rachel Hunter
6. Sharon Stone
7. Demi Moore
8. Katie Couric
9. Teri Hatcher
10. Janice Dickinson
11. Packerfanfran