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Post by badgernation on Dec 2, 2008 12:46:49 GMT -5
Another rather dumb site... But interesting and way off base www.shapetest.com/My results: Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.) Long-Term Prognosis: Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of vanilla ice cream, gainful employment, and libraries. This is silly- when was the last time libraries caused you any harm? |
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Post by thegreenmeanie on Dec 2, 2008 17:55:54 GMT -5
Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits. Long-Term Prognosis: Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of red cars, cats, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm? From the overview it appears De and I did have something in common. Weird how that worked out.  |
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Post by mag7ue on Dec 2, 2008 21:31:33 GMT -5
Pretty lame attempt at humor, if you ask me. I only post my results because the answer to the last question is 10 months ago.
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.
Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of red cars, Austin Powers, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?
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Post by croxeye on Dec 2, 2008 21:35:13 GMT -5
Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits. Long-Term Prognosis: Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of red cars, cats, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm? From the overview it appears De and I did have something in common. Weird how that worked out. that's pretty lame GM... I got the EXACT SAME answer  except for the additional fears, the one thing that is different is they said I was afraid of Oyster soup not a red car.  |
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Post by thegreenmeanie on Dec 2, 2008 21:49:51 GMT -5
Pretty lame attempt at humor, if you ask me. I only post my results because the answer to the last question is 10 months ago.Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits. Long-Term Prognosis: With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of red cars, Austin Powers, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm? I'm an idiot  |
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Post by mag7ue on Dec 2, 2008 23:39:40 GMT -5
I wasn't knocking badger for posting it, I thought the site was kinda dumb.
I've got nothing against badger...where are you getting that from?
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Post by amoeba15 on Dec 2, 2008 23:54:13 GMT -5
Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.) Long-Term Prognosis: Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of libraries, cats, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?
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Post by thegreenmeanie on Dec 2, 2008 23:54:29 GMT -5
wow lol... I read that one wayyyy wrong. My bad sir.
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Post by TW on Dec 2, 2008 23:58:37 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't share mine!  Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras. Long-Term Prognosis: Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business. Additional Fears: You're also afraid of vanilla ice cream, Pee Wee Herman, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm? |
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Post by badgernation on Dec 3, 2008 9:42:56 GMT -5
I wasn't knocking badger for posting it, I thought the site was kinda dumb. I've got nothing against badger...where are you getting that from? Wait awhile.. I get on everyones nerves at least once....  And I posted this because....... I need a life and to add to my post count.... You should see the next one... Is it a guy or gal?... |
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Post by packfanforever on Dec 3, 2008 14:29:52 GMT -5
I dunno. I think mine is spot on. It's a select company we keep, GM.
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).
Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.
Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of hummingbirds, bathtubs, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?
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