Aliens

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I've come to the conclusion that all aliens from outer space come from one planet, after reading the statements made by people who claim to have been abducted.

That would the planet proctology.

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I know for a fact that the representatives of one planet have set up meeting sites all over the world. These sites are called, "Wal-Mart."

Funny, I thought aliens would be brighter than that though.